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Too Much Time On Your Hands?

This post was written by Donald Michael Kraig
on October 29, 2009 | Comments (3)

CBN.com is the on-line arm of the organization set up by Pat Robertson. By using tax laws relating to religions, he has become extremely wealthy, with a worth of over $140 million and a mansion on top of a hill with a private air strip.

Today, guest writer on the cbn.com website, Kimberly Daniels, informs us that “most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.”

I didn’t know you all had so much free time on your hands!

(Warning: if you take her post seriously, it could dangerously raise your blood pressure. Take it as a paranoid screed and you can see just how hilarious it is!)

Reader Comments

Written By Elysia
on October 30th, 2009 @ 11:28 am

The link isn’t working anymore…oh so sad! Well, it’s really funny that Pagans comprise what, less than 1% of the US population, yet “most” candy has been dedicated by witches. That is just too funny! How do we do it, I wonder? Maybe it’s just via a blanket spell on all Wal-Marts….

Written By Donald Michael Kraig
on October 30th, 2009 @ 1:09 pm

For some reason, CBN.com has decided to remove the original post. (Perhaps they received more than their usual share of mocking replies? Thanks for pointing this out, Elysia!)

However, the original article can still be found here:

Written By Donald Michael Kraig
on October 30th, 2009 @ 1:11 pm

Oh, and if you go to read the original article on that site, be sure to read the responses. They’re a hoot!

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