|Have you ever found yourself ensnared in the cables of doom that journey beyond the nether regions from your computer screen or PC tower? Make today the last day of chaos by summoning Mercury, the god of thought, order, science, reason, and electricity to help bring a colorcoded system of order to the tangled anarchy of mercurial blasphemy beyond the desktop.
Use colored duct tape to identify internet and router cords. Label each color with a Mercury symbol and the number of a local or famous highway, such as Route 66, Highway 93, or Rural Road 10. Then make a list of your personal coding system and offer it to the god Mercury as a memento of your devotion to order and reason. Finally, sit before your computer in the quicksilver glow of Mercury’s blessing as you feel the ease and precision with which your mind can map your workspace.